Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Food for thought:
Mother: "Did you know that God was present when you stole that cookie from the kitchen?
Child: "Yes."
Mother: "And God was looking at you all the time?"
Child: "Yes."
Mother: "And what do you think God was saying to you?"
Child: "God was saying, "There's no one here but the two of us--take two."

Religious-minded woman mourning the ways of the younger generation:
"It's because of the cars! Look how far they can go for a dance or a date nowadays. It wasn't that way in your day, was it, Grandma?"
Eighty-seven-year-old lady: "Well, we certainly went as far as we could."

from--The Heart of the Enlightened

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